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{{sc|by Ivanhoe, ''Staff Writer''}}

{{tab}}In the midst of all these movies, TV series, and books the Man tries to pawn off as entertainment, the real entertainment is to be found on the world{{s}} newest medium. To commemorate {{w|Google}}{{s}} mulit-<wbr>million-dollar acquisition of this innovation, I present to you the ''Ebbtide''{{s}} first {{w|YouTube}} review.

{{tab}}{{l|Jimi Handtrix|https://www.youtube.com/user/pumpster999}} has the funkiest hands in the world. I don{{t}} mean they smell bad, I mean he is the only person I know who can squeak out {{qq|Purple Haze,}} {{qq|Voodoo Chile}} and {{qq|Penny Lane}} entirely by squeezing his hands together.

{{tab}}That{{s}} right, he {{w|hand-<wbr>farts|Manualism_(hand_music)}} his music.

{{tab}}This talent should not go unnoticed. {{w|Jimi Hendrix|Jimi_Hendrix}}, who obviously served as some form of inspiration for Handtrix, relied on specialized equipment, a guitar, to play some of the same songs that Handtrix can perform with his bare hands, and with {{w|vibrato|Vibrato}}.

{{tab}}That is not to say that Handtrix is beneath the use of equipment from time to time. He squeals out {{qq|The Star-<wbr>Spangled Banner}} with the help of a bicycle pump, then uses the same pump to put out a flame in a stunt that will leave you utterly confused.

{{tab}}Go to {{l|youtube.com|https://www.youtube.com/}} and search {{qq|Jimi Handtrix}} to see and hear it for yourself.
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 {{tab}}{{l|Jimi Hand&shy;trix|https://www.youtube.com/user/pumpster999}} has the funk&shy;iest hands in the world. I don{{t}} mean they smell bad, I mean he is the only per&shy;son I know who can squeak out {{qq|Pur&shy;ple Haze,}} {{qq|Voodoo Chile}} and {{qq|Penny Lane}} en&shy;tirely by squeez&shy;ing his hands to&shy;gether.
-{{tab}}That{{s}} right, he {{w|hand-<wbr>farts|Manualism_(hand_music)}} his music.
+{{tab}}That{{s}} right, he {{w|hand-farts|Manualism_(hand_music)}} his music.
 {{tab}}This talent should not go un&shy;not&shy;iced. {{w|Jimi Hendrix|Jimi_Hendrix}}, who obvi&shy;ously served as some form of in&shy;spir&shy;a&shy;tion for Hand&shy;trix, re&shy;lied on spe&shy;cial&shy;ized equip&shy;ment, a guitar, to play some of the same songs that Hand&shy;trix can per&shy;form with his bare hands, and with {{w|vibrato|Vibrato}}.

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